Cambodia: signs.

My favorite t-shirt that probably wasn't trying to be funny, at least not in the way it ended up being funny: "I ♥ my attitude program." Attitude problem, I'm guessing?

What not to do in the bathroom at one of the temples.

"Height speed wireless internet access" - does that mean the speed of your connection depends on how tall you are?

Would you like a ping colada from our cook tail meng?

Robot water - must just be a bottle of WD-40.

"Speed down please." This is my favorite, because it seems so logical - we say "speed up," so "speed down" just seems like it would make sense. But no, English is a crazy language that isn't satisfied with making sense.