You wanna know how I know I'm in the Midwest?

I know because the state fair parade features cows...

...bulls advertising beef expos...

...and more cows, emerging from the backs of cars, in front of Spamville.






You wanna know how I know I'm in AMERICA?

I know because the state fair parade features a basketball mascot pointing at people...

...a baseball mascot pointing at people...

...and TANKS.